Did you really just tweet that?

You’re *patient* is thin? I didn’t know you were a doctor…
Do you have any tips? I’m trying to lose a few pounds myself.

You’re *patient* is thin? I didn’t know you were a doctor…

Do you have any tips? I’m trying to lose a few pounds myself.
This is probably my favorite tweet to date.

Words can’t even describe the fuckery that is this tweet!!!!!!
Don’t be loose, register to vote.

This is probably my favorite tweet to date.

Words can’t even describe the fuckery that is this tweet!!!!!!
Don’t be loose, register to vote.

That’s funny, I always thought that money was the “root” of all evil. But I guess this makes sense too. I mean, houses are really expensive.

That’s funny, I always thought that money was the “root” of all evil. But I guess this makes sense too. I mean, houses are really expensive.

Oh, skeet!! We have a repeat offender. This mf…

*blank stare*

Oh, skeet!! We have a repeat offender. This mf…

*blank stare*

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That’s all.

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That’s all.

Here is a scary tweet. Scary because if you enlarge the photo, you’ll see just how responsible she is.

(photo enlarged in previous post, take a look!)

Here is a scary tweet. Scary because if you enlarge the photo, you’ll see just how responsible she is.

(photo enlarged in previous post, take a look!)

So this is the tweeter’s avitar (profile pic) who claims she only has her daughter and herself to worry about. That’s reassuring isn’t it?

Mother of the year?

So this is the tweeter’s avitar (profile pic) who claims she only has her daughter and herself to worry about. That’s reassuring isn’t it?

Mother of the year?

Thank you, for restoring some faith in the twitter public.

Thank you, for restoring some faith in the twitter public.

THEIR*****

I just don’t understand how some people pass English class?

THEIR*****

I just don’t understand how some people pass English class?

Like I mentioned before, people are so dumb. How hard is to get the saying right???????

Like I mentioned before, people are so dumb. How hard is to get the saying right???????