You’re *patient* is thin? I didn’t know you were a doctor… Do you have any tips? I’m trying to lose a few pounds myself.
This is probably my favorite tweet to date. Words can’t even describe the fuckery that is this tweet!!!!!! Don’t be loose, register to vote.
That’s funny, I always thought that money was the “root” of all evil. But I guess this makes sense too. I mean, houses are really expensive.
Here is a scary tweet. Scary because if you enlarge the photo, you’ll see just how responsible she is. (photo enlarged in previous post, take a look!)
So this is the tweeter’s avitar (profile pic) who claims she only has her daughter and herself to worry about. That’s reassuring isn’t it? Mother of the year?